I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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