That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
