everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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