Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
