i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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