Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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