Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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