The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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