Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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