yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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