Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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