ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Your penis caused this!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
