Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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