Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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