I skipped work to stalk him.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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