why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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