I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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