Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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