It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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