the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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