So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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