this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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