Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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