you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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