I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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