I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I AM VODKA MAN
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
