Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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