Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
