This is not my ceiling
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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