3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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