What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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