so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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