How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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