It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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