would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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