White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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