i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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