I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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