What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
