Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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