i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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