hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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