So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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