I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
you never un-have a 4some
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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