he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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