Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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