Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I met the friendliest cop last night
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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