This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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