So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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