glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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