shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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